• me: wow could my thighs get any bigger *sits down*
• me: apparently yes

efap0rate:

codons:

this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again 

I think I’ll go try and sleep now. If I can’t I’ll probably come back on for a bit

Yay I got a pity crush thing~

skkkepsis:

Fuck going to heaven. I wanna go to hell, that’s where all the fun people go.

But I don’t think I’m going to hell :c

it could also be hardest button to button

…

Guiseeee

I need something to keep me occupied D:

9gag:

Thor and Loki…

•  gets ready to take webcam pic
•  sees face
• me: nevermind

if we follow each other i automatically consider you my friend so don’t be surprised if i reply to your posts like i’ve known you for ages